December 2011
So who else is spending their New Years on Tumblr?...
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
“There was no such thing as a Beatle solo album without Ringo”
...”
– (via dont-steal-georges-food)
“Something like George passing, it makes you think, `God, things are so...”
– Paul McCartney (via dont-steal-georges-food)
“We will miss George for his sense of love, his sense of music and his sense of...”
– Ringo Starr (via dont-steal-georges-food)
“Now Daddy is part of God. I guess when you die you become much more bigger,...”
– -Sean Lennon, on Johns Death.
December 1980
(via dont-steal-georges-food)
This is a mature aged Paul dancing appreciation...
macho-macca-rena:
This is why I love him.
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
lestradessnifferdog:
natibelmania:
#i feel like keanu reever or sandra bullock or some shit
Don't. Click.
forgivemeannabelle:
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Why you should never drunk text a Whovian.
A friend of mine randomly got a drunk text from a stranger. She then did something that has earned my respect and awe. A transcript of her conversation follows. Some of this may be familiar to you.
Warning: VERY LONG. Also, words that I don't like have been bleeped out. Use your imagination.
[Transcript] Drunk Person: "tortyly drunk riht now. straight men everwhere."
Erykah: "Oh, thank God! I finally made contact! Listen, I need your help, but you're in great danger."
DP: "ni**a say wat?"
E: "Listen, my name's the Doctor. I'm a time traveler, or I was. I'm stuck in 1969 with my friend and I need your help to get my spaceship back."
DP: "u hav a spceshit?"
E: "Yes. It's a big blue box that says 'Police Call Box' on it."
DP: "dat doesnt sound liek a spceshp. gay."
E: "Hey! Don't diss the TARDIS!"
DP: "tarsiddd???"
E: "No. TARDIS. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. You see, I'm a Time Lord from ANOTHER planet called Gallifrey."
DP: "y u not there now?"
E: "Well...A long time ago, there was a war and all my people died except for me. I'm the last Time Lord. So I travel through time and space lending a hand wherever I can."
DP: "woahhhh. thats relly sad."
E: "Yes, it is. But now is no time to cry. You're in a lot of danger and you need to help me."
DP: "waot. how r u in 1996?"
E: "I'm in 1969. And it's really complicated."
DP: "oh."
E: "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff."
DP: "im cofussed."
E: "Well, try and keep up! Never mind the wibbly stuff. All that matters is that they've taken it! The angels have the phone box."
DP: "wut angels?"
E: "Have you ever seen like a statue of an angel? At a church or a cemetary or something?"
DP: "ya."
E: "Well, they're not angels. They're creatures from another worlds. Aliens like me, except they're very, very bad."
DP: "dat maeks sense. they alwys creepeed me out. i thought theyre jus statues tho."
E: "Good eye, you've got. But they're not. They're only statues when you're looking directly at them. Once you look away, they become deadly."
DP: "whaaa?"
E: "Listen, Lonely assassins, they were called. No-one knows where they came from. They're as old as the universe, or very nearly. They've survived this long as they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are quantum-locked. They don't exist when being observed. The moment they're seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice. It's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Course, a stone can't kill you either. But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh, yes it can! Notice how they always look like they're crying in the cemetaries? They're always covering their eyes?"
DP: "dats nuts! ya, ive seen dat."
E: "There's a reason for that. They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. The loneliest creatures in the universe. And I'm sorry, I am very, very sorry, it's up to you now.
DP: "but wut can i do? tis was all thrustted uopn me!"
E: "The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever. The damage they can do can switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me!"
DP: "ahhhhhh!!! im scrrd! idk wut 2 do! im srsly gon hav a pnic attck."
E: I'm afraid I can't help you any further. I'm stuck in 1969, but I think you're clever enough to think of something. FIND THE BLUE BOX AND GET IT BACK TO ME! The angels have it and you NEED to find it or it's all going to be over."
DP: "dont go doctr! help me!11211!!"
E: "They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink! Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck!"
DP: "ik! angels hng out in gravyards rite? ill check thar 1st."
E: "Wherever you feel the need to look. I have no idea because I'm trapped 42 years in the past. Wherever you do go, just remember DON'T BLINK."
DP: "omfg. holy shit. i'll find teh box and teh angels and ill text u wen i find it. goodbi doctr. uve liked changgged me life."
[/Transcript]
georgeharrisonsgirl:
one-two-three-fah:
You guys probably don’t care, but I hate that thethingsgirlslove blog.
It’s so first world, and preppy white girl.
I hate all of those things that I’m supposed to love, and it’s just fucking stupid. I don’t know why it pisses me off like that when people just say “girls” and generalize us all.
And ALSO, Sarah Dessen is not classic:
I SECOND THAT
...
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
In real life
when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
online
when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
“People know my history much better than I do.”
– Paul McCartney (Late Show With David Letterman 2009)
p-a-u-l-m-c-c-a-r-t-n-e-y:
i want to adopt baby mary mccartney aww what a qt
1 tag
I can hear fireworks outside my window, everyone...
What it takes to take US to bed.
Guy trying to hit on you: Hey baby what's goin' on?
Beatlemania fandom: Not interested, sorry
Guy trying to hit on you: Come here girl, let me buy you a drink.
Beatlemania fandom: Not interested, sorry.
Guy trying to hit on you: What's your favorite Beatles song?
Beatlemania fandom: Oh my god yes fuck me right here right now ahhhh you special snowflake oh my god all their songs are just so perfect I wanna marry their voices I want a tiny Ringo to live inside my pocket all day long that way we could sing about octopus' gardens all day long and then I could bang you because you mentioned the Beatles in a sentence oh my god.
Watchbestbeatlesmemes:
the-gagasm:
Thank you so much for your the love you have sent me tonight. It means so much. I’m not sure if I’m going to wake up in the morning. But I just want to say how much the monster family and Mother Monster mean to me. Goodbye.
Everyone take the time to watch this, and help this girl!
I think internet feels are more real than actual...
iwasneverinyour:
I mean in real life you can’t be all “Oh the things I would do to this character in that TV show” You just can’t
